These are some of the many features we offer our customers.
For a map of our layout scroll to the bottom of this page.

Upgraded WiFi, faster digital POS check-in & out, larger selection of hot & cold snacks, more toys!

Upper Level

  • NEW “Fuck Alley” Sling & Bench Pit (Coming Mar 16)
  • 60 Lockers
  • 18 Single Rooms (some w/TVs and slings)
  • 3 Double Rooms (all w/TVs, some w/slings)
  • The Captain’s Room (Ceiling mirror, porthole, big bed, TV, sling & more)

Upper Level

  • Free Computer Stations
  • The Lounge w/TV, sofas, snacks, beverages
  • Toys & Accessories Sales Counter
  • Glory Holes throughout
  • Open Sling Pit

Lower Level

  • Large Hot Tub
  • Maze-like Steam Room
  • Large Shower Area w/relaxation bench
  • Private shower & douching stall
  • Dry Sauna Room
  • Public Playroom w/back Sling Pit


**Casual. Free. Inclusive. Confidential. STI Testing is available every Tues & Thurs 1pm – 4pm on lower level of SteamWorks building**