So I was thinking I might come down to SW this Saturday, early evening. And I was wondering if there are any good looking single or married ladies who want to have the most amazing tongue-lashing they've ever experienced? I am very good with my hands, but I'm fucking amazing with my tongue.😎

I had a gf a few years ago who really enjoyed my tongue. One weekend she came up from Red Deer to spend the weekend with me and between Thursday evening and Monday morning, I gave her 76 mind-blowing tongue inspired orgasms. They weren't faked either; she juiced something crazy over my face. The more I licked and probed, the hornier and juicy-er she got.😁 My face was covered in her juice; She loved every second of it and so did I.

Of course, this offer has got to include your husband/bf; I'd never dream of stepping in another man's domain without his permission - I may be horny but I'm NOT a homewrecker. Who knows, maybe when I've satisfied you, I'll do the same for your husband.😎 If your a single lady, I'll do for you all night long until you won't be able to walk normally for a week.

I also don't mind doing this tongue lashing with multiple women, one right after the other. I do have some parameters that I won't budge on. I  won't do it on any ladies over 48, they must be shaved bald or very short landing-strip trimmed; I won't do it on any trans women or super-heavy chicks - I've got my reasons. And they must be disease-free and super clean..I hate body odor of all kinds, specially on a chicks pussy - that's fucking gross.

I was also kicking around the idea of having multiple guys gay or straight, (maybe both) jerking off at the same time and the first one who cums in my mouth, wins a special prize. You know those new dildo's I want to sell? I've decided to just give them away. So the guy who cums first either on me, or preferably in my mouth, gets first pick of the toys. The process repeats itself until all the toys are gone. I've got this fantasy of having a dozen guys jerking off and covering me with cum. Same standards go with the guys; they gotta smell really good, fresh showered, disease free, because I am, I won't risk my perfect health for any reason especially because I may be horny - doesn't mean we shouldn't take proper precautions.

Guys must be reasonably fit, not super ripped, but definately no super chubbies or dudes over 50 with nothing but grey hair. For me, it's what I want; I mean no disrespect towards anyone, it's just my requirements. One more thing - absolutely NO cross-dressers - I don't care how passable you are - the thought of guys dressed in womens lingerie jerking off anywhere near me is revolting.

Since all this will probably be taking place in one of the SW rooms, space will be limited, I expect 10 to 12 people max. Email me at jordins69@hotmail.com if you and your wife want to take part in the fun. Single ladies, hmu too. For the jerking contest I'll approach you personally at SW to invite you. For safety and security reasons, this fun will only happen at SW; don't expect it to happen anywhere else. If for whatever reason I don't want you in my room, I'll politely tell you so - there's no need for me to be an asshole about it.

It's all about having SAFE mutually respected fun, but in a casual environment. One more thing, don't even think of taking any pics in my room where I may be preoccupied with pussy or dick and I don't see you. I value my privacy a great deal and I WON'T allow anyone to screw with that. My friends and family have no clue that I occasionally jump to the other side of the fence and I want to keep it that way. For anyone who hasn't seen the toys I want to part with, see the attached photo. The only thing that isn't new is the penis pump, which I must get rid off because my dick will explode if I don't; I use way too much suction on it and my dick stays swollen for 2-3 days.  Jack♥️😎